EVIL PORTENT FOR POPE'S VISIT TO PHILLY! Hitchhiking Robot Is Found DECAPITATED In Philadelphia! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

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So much for human kindness! Friendly hitchhiking robot is found DECAPITATED in Philadelphia just 300 miles into its attempt to cross the country 

Only two weeks into an attempt to travel across the United States, the friendly hitchhiking robot's journey has ended in Philadelphia after being beaten to a pulp. HitchBOT, who was created by a team of communication researchers from Ontario, was found damaged beyond repair early Saturday in the city of brotherly love. "Sadly, sadly it's come to an end," Frauke Zeller, one of HitchBOT's co-creators told the Associated Press. The robot set out to travel cross-country after successfully hitchhiking across Canada in 26 days last year and parts of Europe. DAILY MAIL READ MORE>>>>>>

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